Sal's Forum Newspaper - January 2008 - Letter from the Editor
Post-Seasons Greetings Slammers!
Now that all of your holiday spirit may be dying down, you can take a moment to read through our latest edition of the Sal's Realm Newspaper! We've got a fun-filled bunch of articles for you to read, and as this issue is being released during this time of year, it just might have a few bits of holiday cheer sprinkled around here and there. Yet again, everyone has done wonderfully, so thank you for all of your efforts and congratulations on a job well done. Oh, and if you're reading this, you're probably aware of our new domain name! A big thanks to Sal for offering this to us, and thanks to you readers for your support. Enjoy!
-Kyle
This Issue at a Glance
For this issue we have an excellent article about the very widely anticipated new skill in RuneScape, Summoning. Written by Neo Avatars, it contains great detail and is certain to give everyone at the Realm plenty of necessary background information in order to begin working on this new skill! And after such great controversy, it seems that it has finally been confirmed as a members only skill. But that's not all, because the entire RuneScape Discussion section is just bursting with excitement!
The interview section should also be of fairly great interest for you readers, with interviewees Cxkslei, Dissentor, and even Yogosun. Mrcsupertrain has interviewed Cxkslei and Dissentor, and EaSy has contacted Yogosun for the interview we've brought to you this issue. Feel free to take a look.
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Quotes of the Month
Whats a Tchaikovsky - Sir Breaker
WHEN I WAS A KID WE HAD NONE OF THISS SPAM BE GONE. TO GET RID OF SPAM WE HAD TO WALK 50 MILES IN BARE FEET OVER THE ATLANTIC. - Un_t0uch
WAIT A SECOND. *Dani is reminded of Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. You mean that Heigh-Ho...is actually a code reference...to Snow White's morality...? My childhood has been destroyed. 
- Dani
You can't have too much of an epic phail with daffodils, surely... - Merch Gwyar
i was red the noob... now im red the dude - Red Mcc
I have an IQ of a stupid genius, so stop making fun of me. - Adam?
You can't be cereal. - Inotept
i c ur a noob heaer, so if u need any help like how 2 be pwn like me 
don't hesidytat 2 ask man - Sonicman
Aranathor : Just How Big Is Sal's?
Patou : Am I the only one who thought something perverted on that one? Or was I the only one who had the immaturity to say it? ...
Plus i'm from Oz Too so i MUST be good at english - Unknown
Desireful : I thought this was quite funny. From Mrc's story thing: 
(Dec: 5 -- Bloggeh)"Unintentionally, the second thing that happened was that Lola and I had sex."
Mrcsupertrain : Um, no. People won't understand it unless you read my blog entry, and I don't want half of the forum thinking I'm a trashy whore.
Jamster : Don't worry, it's more than half the forum.
oh my gosh saw dis 1 lvl 126 gettin pwned by lvl 1 rat roflmfao - Sir Pent456
"HALLELUJAH. I will definitely sleep more soundly knowing that these upstanding citizens are keeping our nation safe." - Flummoxer in the Moderator Promotion Topic
Makz: Well done Egghy ... you ought to have a celebratory drop party .
Egghebrecht: Sorry jagex banned drop party's yesterday on my specific request so i didn't have to hold one
If you think this is spam you wait until tonight cause when the Americans get home you're in big trouble, they really know how to rant. - A post in the "No Pk Update" Rant Topic
Killed? More like chewed up, spit into a cloth, the cloth got fed do a dog, the dog got burned, the ashes were chewed up and spat on the ground, the ground was (poop)ed on the (poop) was burned and the ashes were thrown off a cliff. - Un_t0uch
If you honestly can't figure it out them PM a mod. Especially Steve. Cause I like bugging him. - Kittenblob
Egghebrecht : i sure wouldn't want to be a jagex (or sal's) forum mod atm
Patou : Hehe.
I was searching "pornography" on Google. The "I'm Feeling Lucky" tab isn't so lucky. Well, Wikipedia isn't so lucky. - Definition
I'm Canadian, and I take this update as a personal attack against me and my fellow Canadians! By putting snow in Runescape, Jagex is implying that Canada is just like Runescape! They're saying my country is home to terrible monsters, ugly beasts, evil demons, shady old men who like to give things to little kids, and then take them away to his "maze," low-resolution imps, and worst of all, Andrew Gower! - A post in a rant thread about the Christmas Update
I am TD: It's a ****** video.
Redup2: I don't speak stars.
I am TD: Do you speak asterisks?
Mrcsupertrain: I was trilled.
Cameron: I hate it when that happens. It kinda tickles.
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Life at the Realm
-Membership on Sal's has surpassed 20,000 people with over 850,000 posts.
-Congratulations to Egghebrecht, Un0, and Steve on their promotions last month to forum moderators.
-The official Sal's Christmas Party was a success, and we hope everyone who went had a wonderful time.
-Be sure to keep an eye out for new Clan Chat moderator promotions in the near future.
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