Sal's Forum Newspaper - April 2008 - Letter from the Editor

Greetings Sal's Forumers! I know this has been on your mind for quite some time now, but the wait is now over, for our commendable staff has successfully dished out yet another issue of the official Sal's Realm Newspaper. The level of dedication and determination displayed by our newspaper writers is truly remarkable, and I am thoroughly happy to say that I have been able to work alongside some of the brightest, most cooperative, and most inspired minds that the internet has to offer! Did that "internet" part just kill it? Of course not! Once again, fantastic job to the staff, and a great big thanks to all of our readers. Your kind support is received with much gratitude. So prepare yourselves once more, because you may now dive into our 11th issue of the Sal's Newspaper!

-Kyle

This Issue at a Glance

Hello there.

For those that are eager to know what is in store for this edition of the newspaper, we are proud to say that we have released our "Advice Columns" hosted by The Darkest and Po22. The "Advice Columns" can be found in the Forum and Site Discussion section of the newspaper. In addition, the magic number of this edition of the newspaper is six. 'This is so, why?' you ask? Well, we have a record six articles in Technology, six Comics, six Riddles/Jokes, and six Interviews. Now that truly is special, and we hope that you will enjoy reading the articles packed in this edition of the newspaper.

- Topdog

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Quotes of the Month

123man: Sometimes when I'm spooning my wife I tape a picture of Dani's face on the back of her head.

Red mcc: Do you think ANY girl is gonna wanna go out with you if you strip a boy naked?!
Toungy: Girls dig homosexuals.

Say Topdog: Monra, what does it take to convert to Monraism?
King Of Monra: Convert to me? Bring me a virgin!
King Of Monra: A virgin with experience!

Merch Gwyar: The ethereal voices of Zach and Teacuptime sounded in my head, saying, 'Merch, you have taken too much Ibuprofen, you are hallucinating...

Newguyoo0: The idea of me having sex with a male is gross too
Evin 290: Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Razorlike: I'm not going to waiste my time just because you're too lazy for grammar and punctuation.

Mrcsupertrain: Girlfriend...you did not just go there.

Arianna: we all know the one and only answer for boy problems is the simple word "striptease"

Cookthechef: I got you a present.
Lilshu: *lilshu leans closer to the screen and realizes that does not say "I got you pregnant".

Po22: I love you Kyle. By which I mean, I'm in love with you. By which I mean I want to make love to you.

daniel: Mexican is my favorite religion, I was offended by those jokes!

Bub: Genitally lower your cat into the sink.
Evin290: !
I believe you meant "gently".

DaNoobProPlayer: Jagex git a life ur updates are dumb. Make some good updates, like anti-scam/auto updates.

ruler: ill become one lol going to own wc then become distungish and try to 200mill exp
lilshu: Your dreams just died so young.

Sir Ajacobs: A great age I remember back when I was 12... Good times, good times. But mostly bad times. Horrible, disgustingly bad times. I will never forget them.

Internet Age Quiz: Your internet age is: 10

Seen it, done it, and probably ordered your t-shirt online – you know your way around the internet. Still, we can always do with learning a bit more.
man: I actually did order my shirt online...

Dragons777dr: All the butter in the world was gone...
And I couldn't make hardly anything at the time without it...
Toungy: I think dreams relate to what happens in real life.
You ate the packet of butter again?

Un0: Wanna see a picture of my nuts? ;D
Arianna: Fruit with shells make me sick. No peaches?

ruler: Because the reasno i think this is u want to pay that means u want to use ur time and when u don't u are on and off lol so then no reason if on and off people get skill capes
And we use $$ and all u guys do is play not worrying about money in rl except elecrity bill
4nt450: that was the most difficult thing to read since i had to read huckleberry finn...

Mrcsupertrain: Feel free to add more abuse methods.
lilshu: I prefer whips and chains, myself.

Desireful: The death of the inner soul has elapsed slowly into my life.
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Although it makes absolutely no sense it sounds pwnage!

Cookthechef: Just because you're religious doesn't mean you go on vacation.
Say Topdog: You go egg hunting.

zompire wolf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i prepared myself for all of the quest items but now there is no point i hate you guys so much i will slit your necks and drink your blood*whacks keyboard against computer then throws it out window*
Elf_sniper 11: Nice to see Sal's has some nice new members.

Venom: Just tell us. , this is like a teaser to a porn movie

 

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Life at the Realm

- There are about 19,250 members now registered at Sal's Realm, 1,950 more than the last issue, with over 2,361,000 created posts.

- We have two new administrators, Monte Kyle and Neo Avatars, who both now have orange names!

- The forum has three more recently promoted moderators on patrol, Evin290, Jamster and Sparhawke. Make sure you follow the rules!

- Congratulations to the newest Techie, Acid! He'll be hanging around the Tech section to help with any tech issues.

- The Tech Support team has been working on a new Free Software list, which can be found in Tech Discussion here.

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