Forum & Site Discussion
Welcome, again, to the Forum and Site discussion section of the paper! This edition brings us something new, straight from Take This Post Seriously's creative mind, with Weird Sal. It's a poem varient on 'White and Nerdy', but I bet he can't make up every verse.
~Jamster
Wierd Sal - By: Take This Post Seriously
(Parody of Wierd Al - White and Nerdy.)
They see me typin’ my Sals posts
But so far they’re all thinking I’m just a mite wordy
Think I'm just a mite too wordy
Think I'm just a mite too wordy
Can't ya see I'm quite wordy
Look at me, I'm right wordy
I wanna roll with the Admins
But so far they all think I'm just a mite wordy
Think I'm just a mite too wordy
Think I'm just a mite too wordy
I'm just too right wordy
Really really quite wordy
First one to post in the Website News
So many forum skins, I can barely choose
In the Debate Room I cannot lose
You make me post so fast my thumbnails start to ooze
My threads never die, to the contary
So many linked in my sig it’s scary
My stories’ reviews are extrordinary
Master Neverdead’s * in my library.
My Achievement Log’s all totally pimped out
I always win the ‘first to 99’ races
Largest log in the Screenshot Places
The views are national disgraces.
When I make my fakes I wear blue berets
I’ve played Grab the Phat, I could play for days
Once you see my latest sig you're gonna stay amazed
Frame rate’s so high it set my screen ablaze
There's no virus check that I haven’t run
I dare people to hack, then ban them one by one
I get my warn count lowered nightly just for fun
Five minutes on a guide, and I’m half done (what?)
"Happy Birthday Sal" is my favorite theme song
I made up every verse just to prove Jamster wrong
He said I couldn’t write one more than ten screens long
(I can write but I sure can’t sing along.)
They see me typin’ my Sals posts
But so far they’re all thinking I’m just a mite wordy
Think I'm just a mite too wordy
Think I'm just a mite too wordy
Can't ya see I'm quite wordy
Look at me, I'm right wordy
I wanna roll with the Admins
Although it’s apparent I’m just a mite wordy
Think I'm just a mite too wordy
Think I'm just a mite too wordy
I'm just a mite too wordy
How’d I get so quite wordy?
I'd been playin’ the cool RS in
Ma underwear, when I saw a suggestion
It said “Join Sals’ Realm, make a small investment,”
Now I use the Media Board for ten days without a word.
Shoppin' online for deals on a couch for the ‘Scape Lounge
I’ll buy it for eight hundred pounds
I memorized the Forum Rules really well
I can recite them right now and can you ROTFLOL
I advertised Sals’ Realm ingame!
When the J-Mods need our address, who do they call
I know the usernames of them all
McrZezima666 was Mod Paul!
I got myself a Sals’ home video
They were having a sale at Blockbuster
It has live footage of General Custer
If it’s fake, I swear I’ll imitate a dodo
I’m wordy in the extreme I’m more long-winded than the Jagex Team
I was in Sir Ajacobs’ movies getting groovy when I was Wildy-teamed
The only question I ever thought was hard:
“Shall I quit school for good so I can kill more guards?”
Spend every weekend attending Quick Events
Every day I donate 50 pence
They see me postin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm a mite wordy
Just because I'm quite wordy
Just because I'm quite wordy
All because I'm quite wordy
Holy cow, I'm right wordy
I wanna bowl with the Admins
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm just a mite wordy
Think I'm just a mite too wordy
Think I'm just a mite too wordy
I'm just too right wordy
Look at me, I'm quite wordy
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