Riddles & Jokes
Have you lacked laughter in your life? Well worry no more, because in this edition we guarantee that our new batch of jokes will make you laugh 'til your sides ache. Whether it's comparing work and prison or hilarious one-liners, these jokes are the funniest around! Tired of laughing? Or do you need a good workout for your mind? Then your mind will be panting after you try the riddles we have compiled for you. That mind of yours too tired? Don't worry, the answers are here too.
-Gillis
Jokes - Magic Star94
Q: What can you serve, but not eat?
A: A volleyball
Q: What stays in the corner but travels all around the world?
A: A postage stamp
Q: What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?
A: A hole!
Q:What's taken before you can get it?
A: Your picture!
Q: What is the longest rope?
A: Europe!
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Prison Vs. Work - Gillis
In prison: you spend the majority of your time in an 8'x10' cell.
At work: you spend most of your time in a 6'x8' cubicle.
In prison: you get three meals a day.
At work: you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison: you get time off for good behavior.
At work: you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison: a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work: you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison: you can watch TV and play games.
At work: you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison: you get your own toilet.
At work: you have to share.
In prison: they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work: you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
In prison: you spend most of your time looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
Riddles - Gillis
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A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer: The man wrote "Your exact weight" on the paper.
There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
Answer: The base word is Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in -I
Riddles - Fruityfed
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Answer: The egg, of course. Dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens.
If a daddy bull weighs 1,200 pounds and eats twelve bales of hay each day, and a baby bull, who weighs 300 pounds eats three bales of hay each day, how much hay then should a mommy bull eat if she weighs 800 pounds?
Answer: There's no such thing as a mommy bull.
Mike Peters was surprised to see his window slide open and was positively shocked when he saw two strangers climb inside. What transpired next could only be described as a despicable act of thievery. Mike watched with rapt fascination as the two thieves systematically began to remove the priceless Persian carpets, artwork, and jewelry. Having stripped the room, the thieves climbed back out the window. Incredibly, Mike went back to what he had been doing before the thieves arrived and soon he'd forgotten about the entire incident. Why wouldn't Mike, who was in perfect health, have tried to stop the thieves or at the very least call the police after they had left?
Answer: Mike Peters is a six-month-old baby.
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