Interviews

Since its the holiday season, we have lots of crazy interviews... actually we're just using the "holiday season" as an excuse for craziness. Richman99 interview SiD and Cxkslei, two normal forum members and asked them some... interesting questions. But, there are still some (rare) serious questions in them.

-Prashanna

Interview With SiD - By: Richman99

I interviewed Sid, and in this interview, we talk about cheese, eggs, cannibalism, more cheese, more eggs, idiotic questions, and more! Enjoy reading it.

Are you a girl?
I wish.

Do you really look like a monster like Jamie portrays you? (Click here for this protrayal of SiD.)
Yes, I like to stab people.

Do you like Cheese??
Hell yeah!

Why do you like Cheese?
Cheese pwns George Bush, especially Cheddar.

Why do you like Family Guy so much?
Family Guy is freaking hilarious. Also, it pwns George Bush.

Do you like my signature?
Er... No comment.

Is it true you ate Salmoneus and then he cut you up to get free?
Yes! Gah, my tummy still hurts.

How old are you?
*Counts*... 14.

I like eggs, do you?
Eggs r0x0rz meh s0x0rz! Especially Scrambled Eggs!!!

Did you help Durial321 in planning the Falador Massacre??
Maybe... Who's asking?!

Do you love Salmoneus?
No, he's a noob wearing Santa Hat!!!11!!!1!shiftshift

If you were going to get 99 mining, would you either use Salmoneus as your slave, become an autoer, or, hax?!?!?!?!?!
Er... Is all three a choice?

Are you normal in your own world?
Hell yeah! I have Care Bears and Ponies- Hey! What the hell is that s'pose to mean?!

What color is the sky to you, pink, blue, or red!!?!?
Pokedot yellow.

Do you like Eggs?!?!?
Hell yeah *censored*!

How often do you go on Sals everyday?
Hmmm, quite often actually. But I don't post much.

What is your favorite part about Sals?
The awesome community and the free Bagels.

What is your worst part about Sals?
Hmmm... The nubs that think Sals is dieing and some random kid named Richman99.

Are you an alien that came from outerspace to come and eat us all, YOU CANNIBAL!??
If I told you, I'd have to stab you. Several times in the heart...

Do you want to say anything else?
You are weird.

Interview With Cxkslei - By: Richman99

Hi. Congratulations on becoming a super slueth and one of the first 10 to find out the password to the secret forum!

How are you?
Rather angry, and annoyed at the arrogance of a wannabe guide writer and the bad quality of a number of the guides on the site, then again I guess I owe my guide writing lessons to Neo who taught me how to write them to perfection.

Can you tell us the password?
Yes and No for the answer is what you already know but not what you see.

How long did it take to figure out the password?
About 6-7 hours, what else am I going to do on a day my family celebrates that I consider a day of mourning?

Did you work with a group of people to get it?
Well Steve and me got up to the Axes one when we got stuck and we were stuck for about 35 minutes and joined a group of friends where we jumped them ahead about 6 clues and I had dinner to eat but we all split credit for each one of us using our brains equally. We all consider ourselves as 1st place.

Is it true you haxed Sals to find the password?
No, I just rewired his mind to find out he had no clue and I had to bait Cameron into a Camel Net Trap using the Hunting Skill and poke him with a stick until he talked.

Are you a girl or a boy?
Male

There is a rumor about you... Is it true you are 89 years old and you are sucking people's lives in order to maintain your youth and to be strong enough to type alot of and play?
The Undead doesn't need to drain life because life is poison to the undead, nah I'm 16.

Do you like bears?
Only Yuan, Dani you need to learn how to get rid of Dracula next time he attacks us on a camping trip

Sid says he ate up Salmoneus and that Salmoneus cut up Sid in order to get free, did you also help Salmoneus to get free?
Yep, I opened a magical wormhole to give Sal the weapon.

Why do you always pwn me in Castle Wars?
Because your a friend

If today is Wednesday in New York and Thursday in India, and I hurt my arm today and Salmoneus snuck into school while hiding in a backpack and Salmoneus and I decided to pwn you in wildy in the wildy and take all your cash and items, would you be sleepy?
The dead can be brought back to life and doesn't need to sleep... too much...

Anything else you want to say?
Yes,
Remember you are in grave danger as El Chupacobra is about to attack Sals from Dark Raides home.
*Spooky music starts to play*

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