Sal's Forum Newspaper - Dec - Jan 2006 - Letter from the Editor
Welcome to the Third Edition of Sal's Realm Newspaper. The Issue is packed with lots of new stories, articles, riddles, jokes, and comics. Thank you all the writers and staff who helped put this together and the readers for encouraging us to keep on writing. Grab some popcorn and some leftover eggnog flavoured Slam's Ice Cold and enjoy Sal's Newspaper Issue 3 as much as we enjoyed creating it and as much as I enjoyed editing my last Issue.
Mysterious Secret Message: Um... Hi :D Happy Holidays!
What's that mysterious blank space above? :O Whatever you do, don't highlight it!
-Prashanna
Last Issue's Spot the Fakes Winner
Last issue, we had a spot the fakes competition for this RuneScape picture:
Click the preview thumbnail to see the full picture.
The person who found the most fakes was:
Death Mare! Congratulations to Death Mare, for finding all twenty-one fakes!
Also congratulations to these people who found above fifteen fakes:
Seeether
Kori888
Lost Mage
Marcellman
Omega995
Iggymaster
Mrcsupertrain
Ewoksrule91
¥2k
Congratulations to everyone who participated!
This Issue at a Glance
Do you love Sal's Realm of RuneScape, and want to help the site and Salmoneus, the creator of the site? He can't do it all on his own. Have you ever asked Sal how you could help? Well, now you don't need to ask anyone, read the article by Richman99 in the Forum and Site Discussion section to find out ways that you can contribute to the continuosly growing site, Do You Want To Help Sal?
In this Issue, we have three great fiction pieces, two stories and one poem! Be sure to check out Chapter One of a great, new story by Goliath Gob. "Closer… Closer… I frantically searched through the mahogany desk, drawer, after drawer, all the while the clunk of the soldiers heavy armour crept closer, closer, closer." Stop by Entertainment - Fiction and read Me, My Friends, in I.
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Quotes of the Month
"Promote forum wolves, cook Dani and Jan, make Arcane and Theta admins." -Arcane
"It's an intriguing prospect. The future. What does the future really mean? Well, the future is merely what the present will be in one second, or one trillion seconds. It is what lies in front of us, on the timescale." -.Drokarus
"Never! I'll have my kids take over the site when I can't type anymore." 
-Salmoneus
"Fish can swim sleeping so you can work sleeping. 
" -Julz(DJ)4433 to Salmoneus
"To betray you must first belong." -Harold Philby
"PLz guys I need serious help! Beeboy? what the heck is that??" -Goblindude3
"Why do I get the feeling you guys are injecting us with something....... 
" -Reaver
"Well-wishers have sent hundreds of delightful/horrific examples of idiotic sign-writing, my current favorite being the roadside warning CHILDREN DRIVE SLOWLY - courtesy of the wonderful Shakespearean actor Timothy West. Evidently this sign - inadvertently descriptive of the disappointing road speeds attainable by infants at the wheel - was eventually altered (but sadly not improved) by the addition of a comma, becoming CHILDREN, DRIVE SLOWLY - a kind exhortation, perhaps, which might even save lives among those self-same reckless juvenile road-users; but still not quite what the writer really had in mind."
-Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves
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Life at the Realm
-We now have a membership of over 15,000 members!
-We have made a total of one million posts in over one year at the new forums!
-Cameron is really broke! The FBI are beginning an investigation on his "tab" and the beer company which produces the product, "Slam's Ice Cold."
-Congratulations to Monte Kyle and .Un0 on become the newest Distinguished Members!
Applications
Would you like to be a staff member in the Newspaper Team?
Watch the Newspaper Section on Sal's Forums for the announcement when applications have re-opened.
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